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[kdavis5814]

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! (Hmmm, I wonder if that means women have better math skills...)

1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up; you need it ###u don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions, and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

[purplepatch]

ah,a modern man

[Misscutie]

some of them are actually quite funny!!

[good4u]

Kdavis,

Remember, "rules " (dating?) of any kind are meant to be broken. So don't be surprised if u don't have any dates, let alone relationships.

If u posted this just to be cute, then all fine and well. But don't expect anyone to follow them. Do you if the pronoun was reveresed? I didn't think so.

[♥§heena♥]

I know this guy who can build you one helluva android to please you and your rules perfectly.

[kdavis5814]

Kdavis,

Remember, "rules " (dating?) of any kind are meant to be broken. So don't be surprised if u don't have any dates, let alone relationships.

If u posted this just to be cute, then all fine and well. But don't expect anyone to follow them. Do you if the pronoun was reveresed? I didn't think so.

Oh my God, Please lighten up it's all in good fun!!!

[Chris]

I know this guy who can build you one helluva android to please you and your rules perfectly.

Okay, so I know this was a joke, but seriously.... I would love an R2D2 unit if he can put one together for me.

[good4u]

Kdavis,

Remember, "rules " (dating?) of any kind are meant to be broken. So don't be surprised if u don't have any dates, let alone relationships.

If u posted this just to be cute, then all fine and well. But don't expect anyone to follow them. Do you if the pronoun was reveresed? I didn't think so.

Did you read this in my post: 'IF U POSTED THIS JUST TO BE CUTE, THEN ALL FINE AND WELL.' C'mon pal, I put it in there...it is U who might wanna take the chill pill!

[ducati man]

These must be American rules Welsh ones are worse unless it involves rugby

[Xavi]

Very good OP, like those rules!